The truth about working in the IT industry: 1. We work weird (night) shifts... Just like prostitutes. 2. They pay you to make the client happy... Just like a prostitute. 3. The client pays a lot of money, but your employer keeps almost every penny... Just like a prostitute. 4. You are rewarded for fulfilling the client's dreams... Just like a prostitute. 5. Your friends fall apart and you end up hanging out with people in the same profession as you... Just like a prostitute. 6. When you have to meet the client you always have to be perfectly groomed... Just like a prostitute. 7. But when you go back home it seems like you are coming back from hell... Just like a prostitute. 8. The client always wants to pay less but expects incredible things from you... Just like a prostitute. 9. When people ask you about your job, you have difficulties to explain it... Just like a prostitute. 10. Everyday when you wake up, you say: "I'm not going to spend the rest of my life doing this." Just like a prostitute ........